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May 2, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where this past week we finally heard about William Shatner’s foray into space on Jeff Bezos’ penis shaped Blue Origin rocket.

What’s funny/sad is how “Captain Kirk” has since hit the news/talk show circuit whining over how Global Warming is destroying the planet and we need to eliminate CO2 in order to save it.

Question:

Has anyone told the old/has been captain – and all the other climate hoax advocates – that by eliminating CO2, you destroy all plant life?

So, based on his comments, I’d venture to say that he’s probably now on Bezos’ payroll.

 

This week we’ve decided to shift our Funnies – from focusing mostly on the headline grabbers – to focusing on publishing cartoons, memes, and stories that may seem silly and yet funny for no particular reason.

Why?

We find it more refreshing and healthier.

And, in doing so, we don’t have to rely on sarcasm as an escape valve to counter the urge to simply slap the crap out of far too many stupid people.

But you can rest assured we won’t apologize if our Funnies hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

So, sit back, top of your coffee (or favorite beverage) and enjoy some of this week’s funnies.

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As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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And All This Time You Thought Jeff Bezos Was Giving Captain Kirk a Free Ride…

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Have You Ever Had One of Those Nights When?
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Admit it…You’ve Done This Too…
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Dogs Are More Human Than You Think
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And There’s Nothing Like a Cute Baby Meme to Help Lift Your Spirits
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After All the Hype…
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After Telling Your Mom That She Can Take “Selfies” With Her Phone, She and Aunt Rita Give it a Go
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Do You Still Wonder Why Birds Like to Sit On Power Lines?
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When Planning That Perfect Holiday Appetizer, Keep in Mind…
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Why Doesn’t the Guy at the Bottom of This Meme Think This is Funny?
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Details You Might Have Missed in English Literature Class
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What Storm Troopers Talk About When They’re On Guard Duty
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That Horrible Feeling When You Admit the Chinese Philosopher is Right
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Another Reason Why Germany Stole Mostly Italian Art
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Here’s One Thing That’s More Enjoyable Than the Sunday Funnies
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More Liberal Logic 101
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Oh! The Irony…
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So, When You Actually “Test it Out for Yourself,” Why Do They Get Upset?
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Aha!  I Think We’re Finally On to Something Here
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When You Put an Effeminate General in Charge…
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Tony Sharing His Marketing Secrets With an Aspiring Cub
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When Dad Realizes that Resistance is NOT Futile…
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Don’t Get Too Cocky When…
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How Quickly Things Can Change
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Again, How Quickly Things Change
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Who Knew that Conan Was Civilized?
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Sometimes All it Takes is Child-Like Faith
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It’s October…the Trees Are Beautiful…And You’re Frightened By the Terror of Walking Through a Field of Doggie Land Mines.
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An Ironic 2021 Conundrum for Liberals
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Things That Only a Dog Could Get Away With
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see some of our NSFW memes in our October edition of our “…In Plain English” newsletter (HERE).

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

https://www.financialsmatter.com/connecting-the-dots/

See You Next Sunday…

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