October 11, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where this past week we saw liberals approve another $100 Billion of your tax dollars ($60 Billion to Ukraine), funding Israel, Gaza, and other war efforts.

 

But not one penny for our own borders.

 

 

 

The only difference between this and the other previous Billions to Ukraine was that the little Pimp Zelensky had to be more convincing as to why he got $60 Billion.

 

 

 

 

Adding insult to injury, the UNIPARTY Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, continues to show the world that he is, in no way, a decent representative of America let alone to be Speaker of the House.

 

 

 

Even though the Mainstream Presstitutes purposely choose to ignore Dementia Joe’s claim that his uncle Dosey was eaten by cannibals, the meme world continues to be lit up over his cognitive skills…or lack thereof.

As evidenced by the following:

 

 

 

Defending himself (and Uncle Bosey) and in an attempt to prove he’s not a quitter, our Resident Brandon decided to show off his dancing skills with several cannibal natives who claim to have firsthand knowledge of Boseys whereabouts.

 

And fortunately, for us, it was caught on film.

 

 

 

In the meantime, Netflix has decided to produce a special documentary to solve the mystery surrounding “Uncle Bosey.”  Narrated by Whoopi Goldberg.

 

 

 

In the “Flying Under the Radar” category last week…it seems that Gun Control and Burglary aren’t considered DEI worthy.

Or maybe it’s because she’s a Democrat.

 

Sen. Nicole Mitchell, a Minnesota state senator, boasted of helping to “create and teach a Diversity and Inclusion program” and “is committed to working toward a more just and equitable Minnesota.”

Like her DFL (Democratic Farm Labor) colleagues, that means taking stuff from people.

 

 

And in a concentrated Big Pharma effort to convince the masses that problems and deaths rising from the Covid Clot-Shot are not a result of “complications of the Covid vax,” scientists want you to look at the latest (and first time) sources for your increasing heart issues.

 

In the meantime, try not to fart.

 

 

 

And based on the scientists “First Time ever blood clot disorder” chess players will need to adapt to new strategies…or risk dying in the process.

 

 

 

 

And that is precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

 

You see, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times.

 

 

Because when it is all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then.

Why?

Laughter is good for your soul.

And it is healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII.

It’s even more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

 

And please remember:

 

The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.

It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.

 

And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.

 

So, when things tend to get a bit overwhelming, we believe it’s best to remember that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

P.S.  The Madness Ends WHEN WE SAY: “NO!”

 

 

…and the word WE means a majority.

 

 

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Finally, the Mystery Behind the Errant, Erratic, Traitorous, and Disgusting Behavior of House Speaker Mike Johnson Has Been Solved

 

 

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Classic Example of Truth in Advertising and the Perfect Hot Sauce for the Woke Generation

 

 

 

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If You’ve Ever Wondered Why Conservatives Are Targeted More Than Liberals…

 

 

 

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Coke’s “Try to Be Less White” Campaign Serves as Another Friendly Reminder As to Why You Shouldn’t Drink Coke

 

 

 

 

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A Wise Man Once Said…

 

 

 

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It’s Only A Matter of Time Before…

 

 

 

 

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His Perspective Vs Hers…Guys Know What This Means and Can Relate

 

 

 

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Her Perspective Vs His…Girls Know What This Means and Can Relate

 

 

 

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…And Finally, When Both Can Agree…

 

 

 

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Is It Just Me, Or Has Anyone Else Felt This Way?

 

 

 

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Wait! Aren’t Libs (and Especially Liberal Schools) Supposed to Be Inclusive?

 

 

 

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Flashback to the Early 1960s

Read:  More Military Advisers to Ukraine (HERE)

 

 

 

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The Expression About “The Pot Calling the Kettle Black” Comes to Mind Here

 

 

 

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Gun Owners Definition of Gun Control

 

 

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And While We’re On the Subject of “Gun Control…”

 

 

 

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From the “Oh, the Irony!” Category…

 

 

 

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When You Combine Something From the “Oh, the Irony” with the “Flying Under the Radar” Categories, You Get…

 

 

 

 

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Why Do Liberals Want You to Think This is Islamophobic?

 

 

 

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To Those Same Liberals, We Have a Question…

 

 

 

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Despite LGBTQ Efforts to Convince You Other Wise, A Traditional Dad…

 

 

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This is a Reality for the Staff at FinancialsMatter

 

 

 

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The Next Time Someone Tries to Push Their Beliefs Onto You…

 

 

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And Was This Something You Did Repeatedly or Out of Boredom?

 

 

 

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Kirk and Spock Reacting to the Klingons Newest Deadly Frequency Weapon

 

 

 

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Ironically (or NOT) People Back Then Weren’t Obese and Unhealthy

 

 

 

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Why We Love Our Doggos

 

 

 

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

 

Unless, of course, you want to see more risqué and/or NSFW memes… you can find them (HERE).

 

And for the remainder of “What’s in Store for 2024” you can rest assured we’ll poke fun at many of the headline grabbers every weekend, as usual.

 

 

As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.

We love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.

 

And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2024 and beyond (HERE).

 

In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

 

Caution: They may get offended.

 

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

 

We’re Not Just About Finance…but we use finance to give you hope.

 

See You Next Sunday…

 

 

 

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