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May 4, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies where, once again, we struggled to choose from the vast amount of material this week served up for your reading pleasure.

Seriously, we screened hundreds of memes, cartoons, and funnies poking fun at all the headline grabbers out there specifically for this issue.

And trying to narrow it down was difficult.

Obviously, the major headline grabber was all about Afghanistan.

Understandably so.

But…and this is a Very Big Butt…major news that overwhelms the media is quite often a major distraction* for what the Boyz in the “Club” DON’T want you to know.

(* Read: “Is Afghanistan the Great Distraction For…?”)

And it’s our responsibility to present you with possibility of distractions while simultaneously bringing you a smile or even a laugh.

Because God knows we can all use a good laugh these days.

And that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

Shakespeare was the master at drawing the fine line between Tragedy and Comedy.

And in today’s bizarro world he would be having a field day.

But this IS the Sunday Funnies, where we also enjoy publishing cartoons, memes, and stories that may seem silly and yet funny for no particular reason.

We hope you’re not offended by our meme’s.

But, if you are then that’s a sign, you’re at least paying attention.  And not like the Sheeple who simply do what they’re told.

Rest assured we won’t apologize if our Funnies hurt someone’s feeeellwwings.

So, as we poke fun at the headline grabbers, we want to point out that our use of sarcasm has become an escape valve to counter the urge to simply just beat the crap out of far too many stupid people.

If you feel the same way, remember that these fools will ultimately fail with their nefarious plans to control you and the rest of the world.

And one of the best things you can do to counter their efforts is to laugh at them – or at least smile – when you encounter stupidity.

Why laugh?

It drives them crazy because they’re miserable and want everyone else to feel the same way.

As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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When Big Pharma Has a Moment of Honesty…

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An Historical Statistic that the Big Pharma Boyz Don’t Want You to Know
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New Uses for Hula-Hoops Designed to Deny Your Kids Any Fun
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They Just Kept “Circling Back”
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For Those Who Like to Do Their Own Research and NOT Depend on “the Science”
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After the CDC Lied by Doubling the Cases of Covid in Florida, Floridians Now Understand the CDC Measuring Standards
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Somebody is Going to Pay for This
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Taliban Quickly Adapts to the WOKE Crowd
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One Upmanship Raises Its Ugly Head
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A Friendly Reminder to Those Who Are Paying Attention
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Another Friendly Reminder…
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It Was General Mark A. Milley  Who Said We Have Nothing to Worry About with the Taliban
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Complex Thoughts…But the Answer is Simple
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Sometimes – Actually Quite Often – the Truth Hurts
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Explained Only Like Batman Can Do…
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Feel Free to Fact Check This “WOKE Magazine Yourself
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What George Floyd and Hunter Biden Have in Common
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Gee! Why Don’t the Big Pharma Boyz Explain This?
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Fool Me Once, Shame on You…
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Remember When the Party of Peace and Unity Said…
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The Next Time Someone Says to You “It’s Only a Shot” … Remember the Cows
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Self-Important Celebrity Hypocrisy
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Once Again, the Truth Often Hurts
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…And Another Friendly Reminder
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Unfortunately, Nurses Have Become the Rodney Dangerfield’s’ of the Medical Industry
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Be Careful What You Wish For
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It’s Hard to Unsee But Polly Makes the Effort
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Another WOKE, Confused, and Dangerous Leftist Responds to a Crisis
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WE Could All Use a Mean Tweet and $1.73 Gas Right About Now
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Kids Say the Darndest Things…But “The Truth” Often Hurts
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see some of our NSFW memes in our August edition of our “…In Plain English” newsletter (HERE).

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

https://www.financialsmatter.com/connecting-the-dots/

See You Next Sunday…

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