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May 1, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where this past week we saw how Antivirus Software Pioneer“John McAfee Did Not Uninstall Himself” – was seemingly suicided in his prison cell in Spain.

Ironically (or NOT) it was on the same day that America’s #1 Crony Capitalist (and favorite uncle) Warren Buffett drove another nail in the coffin of Virus Software Pioneer (and Vaccine Guru) Bill Gates, by resigning from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. (Story HERE)

We don’t believe in coincidences, BUT…and this is a really BIG BUTT:

 

  1. Could McAfee’s Dead Man’s Switch – with over 31 Terabytes of incriminating information – contain something about the Gates Foundation, Epstein’s Island and more dirt on high-profile pedophiles?
  2. And could it also contain information that might tarnish The Oracle of Omaha’s legend of being the largest benefactor from the bailout money back in 2008-2009?

 

Enquiring minds want to know.

This is the kind of stuff we highlight in our Tin-Foil Times column in our “…In Plain English” newsletter (HERE).

But let’s not dwell on that.

After all, this IS the Sunday Funnies.

And it’s where we focus on the headline grabbers like O’Biden threatening to nuke gun owners with F-15’s…

“If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.”

~Joe Biden speech on June 23, 2021~

O’Biden’s speech was another one of the many “You can’t make this stuff up” moments from last week.

And we won’t ignore that the reported rising number of deaths and adverse reactions – from the Globalist Human Experimental Drugs/COVID VACCINES – is the largest in history.

But our Sunday Funnies is also an opportunity for us to present you with topics, people, and silly stuff that we simply find funny.

And also, events that hopefully bring a smile to your face.

At the same time, we hope to raise your attention to subjects that often get swept under the rug and/or fly under the radar.

Suffice it to say that “You can’t make this stuff up” events have become the norm for the Big Tech Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes.

As a result, they make great cannon fodder for your reading pleasure.

We remind you that, from our experience we know we often cross the line on some issues that you may find offensive.

Please don’t take it personally.

Instead, let us remind you remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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What Did Jeffrey Epstein Have in Common With John McAfee?

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The Similarities of Epstein and McAfee Having Incriminating Evidence on People in Powerful Positions…as Told by Smudge.
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When He Tattooed His Arm, Was McAfee Being Prophetic…or Did He Know?
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Was This a Veiled Threat…Or Just Another Dementia Ridden Rant?
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Or is the O’Biden/Hologram Administration Definitely After Your Guns?
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Another Friendly Reminder Why We Need the Second Amendment
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Maybe the Answer is to Pick on Big Pharma…Or Would That be Considered Racist?
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Why Smart Women are Sexy
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And “Justify” Ain’t Just Horsin’ Around
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Hey, Obama…Maybe “Destroyed the Foundations” Would be More Accurate
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Congratulations!  You’ve Proven You’re NOT a Robot and Answered the Question Correctly
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In Case You Hadn’t Noticed…
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For Those White People Who Truly are Sorry for Being White, Remember…
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And for All the Sheeple Out There…
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Liberal Logic for Campers…
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For You Collectors Out There…Original Aunt Jemimah Bottles are Selling on eBay for $18,650. And Thanks for Solving Racism.
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It’s Summer, Yaaaayyyy.  And Dr. Frauduci Supporters Still Refuse to Take Risks
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As We Finally Say Goodbye to “Pride Month” We’d Like to Remind You…
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And While We Say Good Riddance to “Pride Month” Let’s Not Forget to Wish Juneteenth a Pleasant “Don’t Let the Door Knob Hit You in the Ass On Your Way Out.”
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Another Friendly Reminder That the Rest of World Doesn’t See LGBT Like the Minority of Americans Do
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The Joker Isn’t the Only One Who’s Tired of Pretending
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The 2021 Version of How to Pick-Up Women
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The Logic That Led to the 2021 Version of “How to Pick-Up Women”
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It’s One of Those “Hard to Unsee Moments” and Another Reason to Not Go WOKE.
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Gun Owners Can Assure You Why There’s More Than One Benefit to Owning Lots of Guns
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How Many of You Actually “Trust the Science?”
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And if You Trusted the Science, Did You Believe This Fraud’s Claims Back in the Day?

Remember, It’s NOT a Coincidence How History Repeats Itself.

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Here’s Another Example of One of Those “How History Repeats” Moments.
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On a More Positive Note, Regarding Lab-Created Chinese Virus Weapons…
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Remember to Give Your Dog a Hug.  They May Not Be Able to Thank You, But Their Unconditional Love Speaks Volumes.
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see our NSFW memes that are Funnier, more offensive, crude, and more distasteful than our normal PG rated ones.  (HERE)

In addition, you’ll be treated to a wealth of information that can only come from our over 110+ years of experience on Wall Street.

Simply stated, we take what’s often considered confusing and complicated and explain it to you in a language that simple and easy to understand.

That’s why we call it “…In Plain English.”

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

https://www.financialsmatter.com/connecting-the-dots/

See You Next Week…

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