May 13, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where this week we question whether the Bill and Melinda Gates divorce is a smoke screen for an alternative motive.

Huh?

Think about it.

Instead of this being your everyday billionaire divorce, could the crafty and evil Gates couple use this as a strategic game of hiding assets…at the peak of the market?

Maybe it’s just in time to avoid the Biden tax hikes.

Or maybe it has something to do with Billy’s association with Jeffrey Epstein…who didn’t commit suicide.

Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, the Terrible Triumvirate Trio of Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, and George Soros are discovering too many cracks in their Draconian plans to take over the world.

Enquiring minds want to know.

Rest assured we’ll address this in the near future.

Afterall, the IS the Sunday Funnies.

And they allow us to poke fun at the headline grabbers out there – many of whom are repeat offenders – with our intent of putting a smile on your face.

At the same time, we use the Funnies to raise your awareness of many issues that often fly under the radar.

It’s all in good fun.

Until the Big Tech Media Boyz decide to censor our content for not meeting their “community standards.”

So, in addition to our usual host of regulars – including politicians, CoronaFraud propaganda, government screw-ups, fear mongering, gun control, and some outright silly stuff that we find funny – we’re gonna cross the line on some issues that you may find offensive.

Please don’t take it personally.

As always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Specifically – and in respect to guys like Bill Gates, we want you to remember – as difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

******************************************

 

 

 

A Normal Reaction When…

 

 

********************************

Once Again, “Oh, the Irony!”

*****************************

People Who Are Proud of Their Vaccinations

********************************
How Servicemen Respond to the Idea of “Mandatory Vaccinations
*******************************
How “Wokeness” Wants You to Believe
*****************************
The “Woke” Era Summarized…
************************************
How The Demon Seed of Bill and Hillary is Being Groomed for a Presidential Run in 2024
********************************
Has Music Ever Affected You Like This?
*********************************
The Wisdom of Our Founding Fathers is Just as True Today as it was Back Then
*********************************
And We Celebrate the 4th of July Because…?
*****************************
If the Current Democrat Party Could be Summed Up in One Picture…
*********************************
But Don’t Take Our Word for Liberals Being Mentally Unstable…
*******************************
How to Overlook a Tainted Jury
********************************
Dating in the Roaring 2020s
*****************************
Another Flashback Moment… “Run, It’s the Choppers Again, RUN!”
*********************************
Who’da Thunk Smoking Menthol Cigs Would Be a Criminal Offense?
********************************
How Banksters Lead the Charge on Programming Your Thought Process
*************************************
And Don’t Think for a Moment That Big Pharma Isn’t Programming Your Thoughts
********************************
Is it Just Me, or Is the Word “Nonconformist” Sexy?
***************************
Destroying False Narratives
********************************
Not All Travel Bans Are Created Equal
************************************
If This is How Racism Worked in South Africa Then Is This What “Reparations” Will Look Like if Guilty White Liberals Get Their Way?
*****************************
Speaking of “Calling for Reparation, Calling for Accountability, and Fighting for Justice…”
*******************************
Meanwhile, Presidential Hopeful’s Are Cueing Up for 2024
******************************
She’s Right, You Know!
*********************************
As Usual, the Argument Remains the Same
**********************************
That Rare Occasion When Andy Griffith Got Stumped by Opie
*******************************
Oh, the Irony of Racism
***********************************
How Cats Respond to Their Owners, After Their Heart Felt Confessions
*********************************
For Those Who Still Believe Masks Work

Happy Mother’s Day

*******************************************

That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see more memes that are more offensive, crude, funnier and more distasteful than our normal PG rated ones.  (HERE)

In addition, you’ll be treated to a wealth of information that can only come from our over 109+ years of experience on Wall Street.

Simply stated, we take what’s often considered confusing and complicated and explain it to you in a language that simple and easy to understand.

That’s why we call it “…In Plain English.”

Go ahead!  Upgrade to our PREMIUM Content (HERE).

You won’t regret it.

And, in the process, you’ll also acquire that “EDGE” that 99% of investors never seem to find.

Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

https://www.financialsmatter.com/about/

Translate »