October 11, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where we wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS in advance.

And, yes, we did not say Happy Holidays.

You probably know by now that we aren’t politically correct.  And we don’t intend on changing any time in the near or distant future.

But it is Christmas week.

And we have some Christmas funnies along with many other headline grabbers that we like to poke fun at.

Suffice it to say that we’re overwhelmed at the number of memes, cartoons, and outright funny submissions you (Our Dear Readers) sent to us.

Unfortunately, we can’t print them all.  But we filter through and publish what we believe to be the best – within the realm of good taste – memes for your reading pleasure.

And you should see the reject files…LOL!

Ironically (or NOT) we’re writing this at a time when the entire world seems to have gone bonkers.

But we’re not gonna focus on that.

Instead, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

We hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave…Not by the Fearful. 

So, let’s kick this issue off with yet another reason to question the deaths being attributed to the CoronaHoax.

 

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News Flash from, none other than, one of the main stream Presstitutes…

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If You’re Wondering Why the Supreme Court is Corrupt, Look No Further…

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With recent claims that Supreme Court justice, John Roberts called Trump a Motherf***er, and vowed to end his presidency, it well could’ve been a great tactic to take the focus off of the Epstein’s “Lolita Express” flight log.

But can anyone explain what Roberts was doing in his jammies with Epstein’s handler Ghislaine Maxwell?

 

 

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Can Creepy Joe Hold on Until January 20, 2021?
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Speaking of Creepy Joe, his wife, Jill said she wants to be called Dr. Jill Biden.  Question…How many PHD’s in education do you know that insist on being called Doctor?
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This falls into the Presstitutes “Nothing to see here…move along folks” category.  So be sure to tell Gramps and Granny that unproven, experimental drugs shouldn’t be of concern to them.
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They Laughed at Me When I Said NO WAY.
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And You Thought It Was a Funny Family Show
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Another Reason Why You Shouldn’t Listen to the Presstitutes about Vaccines
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Your Next Doctor Visit Might Look Like This…
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Finally, Pennsylvania is #1 in Something
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Hillary’s Version of Elf On a…
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We’ve All Felt That Special Moment…
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The #1 Selling Christmas Present for Young Boys And Grown Men
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This Isn’t Only Around Christmas Time, Right Spike?
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Instead of Watching “Fake News” and Worrying About How the World Has Gone Nuts, Men in Minnesota…
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It’s What Happens When You Eat Too Much Wiener Schnitzel Around Christmas.
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How to Turn the Tables on Abortion Advocates
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If We Don’t Wake Up Soon…
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How to Respond When Someone Asks You…
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Around the Holidays Kids Can Get on Their Parents Nerves…And Moms Sometimes Lose it.
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Forecasting Into 2021…
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Give it to Grandpa, He Can Fix Anything
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After I Decided That Grandpa’s Computer Fixing Skills Weren’t What I Expected…
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How Your Dog Approaches You After Chewing on Your Expensive Shoes
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Am I the Only One Who’s Ever Thought This Way?
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Me, After Reading People Responses to My Posts About God and Money…
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 After Watching All the Kids Getting a Gazillion Presents for Christmas, Grandpa Starts to Share Some of His Fond Childhood Memories
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to take advantage of the deeply discounted CHRISTMAS SALE of our newsletter.

Seriously, it’s the gift that keeps on giving every month.

And we’re giving it away at these ridiculously low prices because we believe you need to be prepared for 2021, When the Great Reset and Food Shortages Hit Home.

The January issue will provide you with a guideline of how to navigate the mine fields of what will surely be an epic year.

Don’t miss it.  Get it NOW (HERE).

And remember, if you like our funnies, be sure to share them with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

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See you next week…

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