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May 2, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where absurdities are becoming so common, that most people are considering them normal.

However, we don’t consider the destruction of free speech (COUGH! Dr. Seuss, COUGH!), the rise of tyranny (COUGH! Endless wars on foreign soil, including Drone Bombing/Vaporizing children in Syria, COUGH!), nor the promotion of perversion normal.

Unfortunately, the Big Tech Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes continue to cram those concepts – with emphasis on Orwellian fears as to why you MUST GET the Gates vaccine – down our collective throats.

You know there’s something inherently wrong in society when people believe they’re valiant celebration over taking an unproven/experimental vaccine will somehow give them their “alleged freedom” back so they can live a normal life again.

To that we simply say:  “Check back with us in six months to a year from now to see how that’s all going.”

Regarding the Sunday Funnies, we used to say, “If You’re Not Offended, You’re Not Paying Attention.”

But now we’re saying “If You’re Not Offended, You May Already Be Numb to the Globalists Plan.”

Okay, enough of that rant…for now.

In the meantime – and as usual – this IS the Sunday Funnies.

And we’re here to hopefully bring a smile to your face while simultaneously poking fun at many of the headline grabbers out there.

There’s no doubt we have an abundance of material/characters to poke fun at.

And, as we are wont to say; we’ll do it with reckless abandon…until we can’t.

Or, at least until the Big Tech Censorship Bandits try to shut us down.

And, as always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

We hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave…Not by the Fearful. 

 

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You Know Brainwashing is Working When the Cattle Tattoo Themselves

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A White Privilege Response to The Gates Vaccine

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Professional Racecar Drivers vs Easily Triggered Snowflakes
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When Your Governor Finally Makes the Right Decision, Everyone Starts Paying Attention.
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How Texans Play the Liberal “Self-Identifying” Card
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Unlike New York, Chicago, or LA Where Criminals Shoot Innocent People…
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How Losers – Who Will Always Be Mediocre as Males – Show How Tuff They Are by Cashing in On New O’Biden/Hologram Policies
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Which Doctor do You Trust?
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A Friendly Reminder that There Are Only FOUR Races in the World…and MATH is Not One of Them.
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The Net Effects On Our Education System When Liberal Academics Try to Force Their Racism On Our Kids
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The O’Biden/Hologram Administration Seems to Have a Very Short Memory (Pun Intended)
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Hopefully Dr. Martin (Below) Doesn’t Become Soooo Distraught Over His Findings that He Decides to Commit Suicide by Shooting Himself in the Back of the Head…Twice.
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And Hopefully, Former Pfizer Chief Scientist (below), Won’t Become Soooo Distraught – After Telling the Truth About Vaccines – and End Up…
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Unfortunately, There’s One Doctor Who Simply Pissed Off the Wrong Group…And Yes, it Was a Swat Team Arrest for Speaking the TRUTH.
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But! But! How Does Bill Gates and Big Pharma Feel About This? 
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How My Friends React After Buying Silver
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For Those Who Believe Getting the Gates Vaccine Will Make Everything “Return to Normal”
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Tick-Tock, Andrew.  You’re Time is Almost Up
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Isn’t it Amazing How, in Two Short Months, the FBI Decides There is No Proof of Wrong Doing from Pantifa during the Demonstrations at the Capitol…?
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Why Is the Increasing Outbreak of Assaults on Asians From Blacks Being Covered-Up?
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Trivia for Star Wars Fans
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“Please, Cracker Barrell, Please!  Don’t Let Them Mr. Potato Head You.”

 

 

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How the Kardasians Test the Market for Their New Cosmetics and Perfumes.
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Gun Lovers Normally Don’t Admit Weaknesses, However…
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Today’s Snowflakes Couldn’t Handle the Old Play-Time School Standards
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Obsessions With Our Phones Have Gotten Out of Control
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“Good Golly Miss Molly” Even Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels Saw This Coming Back in 1966
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How Our Pets Prophetically Imitate Our Lives
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If Dr. Seuss Were Still Alive…

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

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Simply click on the contact tab (Upper Right Corner) and say “Yay, Nay” or whatever comes to your mind.

As always, we hope it never gets to the point where our Funnies get banned from public viewership.

But, if we get banned AND if you like our funnies, you’ll still be able to see them along with our Just Askin’ Did You Know, and Tin-Foil Times columns in our monthly newsletter (HERE).

And remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

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