April 14, 2024

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SEX DOLLS, Genius Marketing in a Pandemic

 

Just when you think you’ve seen it all someone comes along to remind you that HUMAN NATURE NEVER CHANGES.

It’s bad enough how a “virus” has already transformed society as we once knew it, yet entrepreneurs seize new opportunities to profit.

At first, I had to laugh when I saw a recent headline: Social-Distancing Getting You Down? Sex-Robot Firm Launches “Antibacterial” Dolls.

 

The article – for the most part – emphasized why the rise of the sex doll industry could be imminent as millions have been forced by the government to practice social distancing.

Ironically (or NOT) it makes sense…but their promotion is flawed.

Here’s a clip from the article:

On Thursday, sex robot company RealDoll, also known as Abyss, assured people that its sex dolls are antibacterial and are safe for use during a pandemic, reported Daily Star.

 

“Self-isolating doesn’t have to be the worst!” the company’s Instagram account said. “All RealDolls are made from Platinum Grade Silicone and are naturally antibacterial and nonporous!”

The flaw – and funny part – is that we’re dealing with a virus NOT a bacterium.

So, the antibacterial angle doesn’t apply.

However, the marketing group knows the vast majority won’t recognize the difference.

Although I think the sex-doll thing is weird, this proves that the ingenuity of Americans isn’t dead, buried, and running for shelter like the rest of the country.

Seriously, it blows my mind (small explosion) how we’re being made to feel guilty about wanting to be with friends and family.

Now, more than ever, is when we should be with our friends and families.

But NOOOOO!

The boyz want you think that you’ll kill grandma or mom and dad when you infect them by being around them.

For GOD’S SAKE, people…THE WHOLE WORLD IS NOT INFECTED…NOR WILL THEY BE.

GET A GRIP.

You’re witnessing the biggest power grab in history right under your collective noses.

And the boyz want you to submit to their fear tactics.

Meanwhile – behind the curtain on Wall Street – the boyz are setting things up for the trade of the century.

And they know the 99% will be too scared to get in on it.

Learn how Turbulent Times turn into extreme wealth to those “with ears to hear” in our April edition of “…In Plain English.”

 

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