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Why Brexit Keeps Stalling

England is screwed.

Over two years ago the citizens of England voted to exit the European Union.  Unfortunately, their crony politicians have somehow managed to work against the will of the people.

Prime Minister Theresa May, has been discredited and portrayed as a total fool.

Her detractors don’t want to give up all the power and money they’ve stolen by being part of the EU.  They’re only concerned about keeping their power in place.

The cold reality is England does NOT need the EU.  However, the EU needs trade from England to keep it from collapsing.

Who’s to blame for all of this?

The doctors, of course.

Here’s what a recent physicians conference concluded:

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus on whether or not Brexit should take place. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Brexiters had a lot of nerve. 

Meanwhile, the Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!” The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it will be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons said that May’s proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”  The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were totally peed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought it was all a gas, while the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. 

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the latest poll takers in the Parliament.

Brexit is the beginning of the end of Europe as we know it.

See how it affects the global economy (HERE).

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