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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies where, this past week, luminary intellectuals and experts on racism – Maxine Waters and Al Sharpton – were “Outraged” at the racist Cowboys on the border apprehending illegal immigrants on horseback.

And, as usual, the presstitutes showed photos to mislead you to think the cowboys were using whips.

In reality there weren’t any whips.

Instead, the reins of the horses were being called whips.

LOL!

Ironically (or NOT) those who believe reins and riding crops are “whips,” are the same people who get blisters on their hands from tweeting their opinion.

But what do you expect from the Uber-Corrupt Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes?

Let us remind you that events like these are distractions to keep you in A Constant State of Agitation.

Unfortunately, it works because the Sheeple somehow still believe all the propaganda.

But we know that free-thinkers like yourself don’t believe all the crap out there.

And that’s one of the main reasons we like to poke fun at most of the headline grabbers in The Sunday Funnies.

In addition to the headline grabbers, we also enjoy publishing cartoons, memes, and stories that may seem silly and yet funny for no particular reason.

 

So, as we poke fun at many repeat offenders, we wish to point out that our use of sarcasm has become an escape valve to counter the urge to simply slap the crap out of far too many stupid people.

Rest assured we won’t apologize if our Funnies hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

 

Once Again, It’s Time for Optimism

 

Despite all the aggravation/absurdity/weirdness we’re witnessing we remind you to have faith in the fact that we’re winning the battle against the Globalists.

Why?

Because Faith Focuses on the Answer…not on the problem…AND…

“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.”

~ Proverbs 17:22 ~

So, sit back, top of your coffee (or favorite beverage) and enjoy some of this week’s offerings.

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As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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Liberals Reacting to Border Patrols Rounding Up Illegal Immigrants

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So, In Order to Prevent Atrocities Like “Non-Existent Whips” O’Biden Fixes the Problem…
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More Liberal Innovative Ways to Address the Round-Up of Illegal Immigrants

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Finally, the VP (MIA for Weeks) Weighs in On the Border Crisis.
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Even With a Mask She’s Recognizable
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Maybe it Has Something to Do With Using Blow-Darts for Low I Q Types…
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Oh, the Irony!
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Go Ahead, Chuck!

You Can Trust Lucy, Right?

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How Star Wars Convinces the Sheeple…
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Remember When Daylight Savings Time Meant You’d Get an Extra Hour of Sleep?
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An Interesting AND Valuable Point to Consider…
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The Money Trail is Always a Sure Thing…

Science Has a Way of Changing, With Every Scientist to Another.

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Hmmmmm!  Now Where Have I Heard This Before?
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When It’s Time to Update Your Will…
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I Hate When This Happens
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Alpha vs Beta Male
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Eventually the True Colors Come Shining Through
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Once Again, Inigo Montoya Makes a Valid Point.  Let’s Hope His Next Line Isn’t “Prepare to Die!”
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As Inigo Was Saying…
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And the Next Time You Visit Your Doctor…
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YOU Would Go to Jail For This…
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In Case Ivermectin Doesn’t Work…
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Congress Hasn’t Tried to Mandate This Idea Because it “Violates Pedophiles Right to Privacy”

So, They Want to Track All of Us Instead

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Those Pesky Meth Labs Did it Again
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Good Old Fashioned “Due Diligence” Comes in All Shapes and Sizes
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Worth Repeating…Again and Again
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But…But…We Need to Vax Kids To Keep Them Safe From ‘Rona
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For All Those Claiming They’re Nearing the Point of Desperation…
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Homecoming Votes?

Seriously?

C’mon, Man!

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For Those Who Are Easily Offended…
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And While We’re On the Subject of Dog Shit…
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see some of our NSFW memes in our monthly edition of our “…In Plain English” newsletter (HERE).

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

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See You Next Sunday…

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