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May 7, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where the surplus of headline grabbers – that we like to make fun of – is growing exponentially.

And it’s mostly due to the policies and reactions to those policies being established by the O’Biden/Hologram administration.

They’ve sold out to the Klaus Schwab/Great Reset agenda.

And now they’re trying to convince America that we should surrender our sovereignty to the United Nations.

All I can say about that is: “Tell that to the FBI reported record shattering 4.7 million background checks for new gun owners in March 2021.”

Let’s put this into perspective:  When all hell broke loose – and the world became unglued in March 2020 – background checks set a record of a mere 2.3 Million.

So, the 4.7 million today is a monumental statement.

Chalk this one up to another Perpetual Political Ploy that continues to raise its ugly head and bears witness to Tyranny.

It paints a very dark picture.

We know the world has gone nuts.

We also know that the fear, depression, and hopelessness caused from this madness needs to be countered on a regular basis.

And that’s precisely why we provide the Sunday Funnies for you every week.

In addition to bringing a smile to your face, we use this column to highlight many things that often “Fly Under the Radar.”

And, as we are wont to say; we’ll do it with reckless abandon…until we can’t.

Or, at least until the Big Tech Censorship Bandits try to shut us down.

And, as always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

We hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave…Not by the Fearful. 

 

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How Our Forefathers Would React to Google

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Remember: They Watch, Track, Record, AND SELL Everything You Do.
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What Would the Reaction Be If Someone Said “Morally Black?”
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When They Desperately Need to Get Excited Over Something…
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I’m More Concerned About the Satanic Background Flag Than Her Lousy Spanish
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How Quickly Mindless Sheeple Turn From Facts to Propaganda While Bragging on Social Media
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Those Who Whine to Be Noticed Are Not Worth Being Noticed
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When Facts Collide with Liberal Logic…
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A Friendly Reminder for Millennials…Be Careful What You Tweet
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Speaking of Millennials…Don’t Laugh…It’s Better Than Kids Eating Tide Pods
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For All the Latin Foodies Out There…
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Bet You Didn’t Know That Facebook and Twitter Are In the Fast Food Industry Too.
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Spring Break Vs Border Crisis Cover-Up
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This Will Surely Get Labeled as Double Racist… “Godzirra is Apploaching Tokyo.”
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When You Google Search “Godzilla Movies…”

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Expectations Vs Reality

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A Riddle for Mask Vigilantes (Maskholes)

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How Big Pharma, Corporate America, and Bill Gates See You.

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When You Combine Stupidity With a Sugar High You Get…

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Speaking of Stupidity…
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Hey, Pocahontas!   There Are Only FOUR Races in the World and FILIBUSTER is Not One of Them

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History Repeats in Subtle Ways

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How Professional Athletes Pay Respect to Those Slain by Guns

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Another Reason Why Cuomo Needs to be Brought to Task

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Ironic, isn’t it?  Or Maybe, Just Maybe, It Was Planned.
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Oh, Once Again, The Hypocrisy of Coke
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Batman:  “Gee, Joker.  You Got Me on That One.”
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How To Communicate with Natures Creatures
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A Basic Necessity for Every Parent
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You Have to Admit it, Dads Are Creative
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That Moment When You Realize Your Dog Has Standards
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see more memes that are stronger, more offensive, crude, and distasteful than our normal PG rated ones.

If so, you can find them every month in our Just Askin’, Did You Know, and Tin-Foil columns (HERE).

In addition, you’ll be treated to a wealth of information that can only come with our over 109+ years of experience on Wall Street.

We take what’s often considered confusing and complicated and explain it to you in a language that simple and easy to understand.

That’s why we call it “…In Plain English.”

Go ahead and give it a try (HERE).

You won’t regret it.

And, in the process, you’ll also acquire that “EDGE” that 99% of investors never seem to find.

Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

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