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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where this week we’ll poke fun at the Big Tech Presstitutes who seem to be hell bent on censoring anything and everything that doesn’t agree with their agenda to control the world.

And they hide behind the cloak of “It doesn’t meet our Community Standards.”

As we close in on inauguration day, we’re still wondering why the most popular president ever elected in history – with over 80 million votes…LOL! – feels the need to have over 25,000 troops on hand for the party.

And the troops – equipped with M4’s – have been alerted to be ready to take action.

They’ve even beefed-up security with talks that advanced surveillance technology, such as facial recognition algorithms to identify extremists, could be deployed during the inauguration or perhaps in the future

Perhaps in the future?

You know when they say “perhaps” they really mean that it’s already baked in the cake.

This is one of those things that make you go Hmmmm!

All we can ask is “Why are they so scared?”

Afterall, isn’t this the group preaching healing and unity?

Of course, they want you to forget that for the last four years about how they screamed hatred and division 24/7.

But I digress.

This is – after all – the Sunday Funnies.

And it could quite possibly be the last Sunday Funnies we publish before the Big Tech Presstitutes slam the door on us.

But we won’t worry about that…yet.

We’re here to hopefully bring a smile to your face while simultaneously poking fun at many of the headline grabbers out there.

And, as always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

We hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave…Not by the Fearful. 

So, remember 2021, When The Great Reset and Food Shortages Hit Home, is offering up many opportunities for us to poke fun at.

And we will do it with reckless abandon…until we can’t.

 

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When You Compare Our Founding Father’s Vision for America With Today’s Influencers, Why Does it Always Seem Like the Difference Between Night and Day? …pun intended

 

 

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We Now Know Why The Viking Man Screameth So Loudly in the Capitol Building

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King or No King, Leo Constantly Ranks Among Our Top Choices for Meme Material.

 

 

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Even if We Are Censored, We’ll Use Old Technology to Bring You Our Sunday Funnies.

 

 

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If You’ve Ever Wondered About Who Actually Watches CNN…
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It’s What Happens When You Call for Cable, Phone, Internet, or Almost Any Service Line Today.
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We All Knew This BEFORE the CoronaHoax…And It’s Probably More Effective Than Vaccines
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How Liberals See Free Speech and Science…
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Do You Remember That Old Rhyme … “Mike and Lindsey, Sitting in A Tree.  Ki*****” LMAO!
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I Just Knew it Was Too Good to Be True
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But! But! What Does LeBron and Other Really Smart Sports Figures Have to Say About This?
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It Was MY Turn…And Now Some Senile Old Pervert Gets MY Crown…
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Another One of Those Things That Make You Go Hmmmm!
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Did He Say RESET and REIMAGINE?
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In the Good Old Days of “Wild and Crazy Guys”
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How Dads Can Be Sooooo Embarrassing And Still Make You Laugh
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Scientists Discover Covid Existed Millions of Years Ago
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And the Airlines Wonder Why They’re Going Broke…
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A Personal Message From Tim Cook, CEO of Apple.
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Now that Cuomo (and “BeetleJuice” in Chicago) Decided that Restaurants Must Re-Open ASAP the Following Equation Now Makes Sense.
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Before It’s All Over, “We the People” Hope to See the Following:
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“Help Us, Obi Wan…You’re Our Only Hope”
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Candid Parents When Speaking of Their Kids
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Poetic Wokeness
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Billy Calls BS On His Indoctrination…And is Thinking About Recess Where He Looks Forward to Smashing Another Kids Face With a Dodgeball.
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Ahhh!  The Freedom of Being a Toddler
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Rex Understands the Importance of Protecting His Hooman.
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course you want to see more funnies on our website (HERE).

Once you’re on our site, type in Sunday Funnies in the search box (upper right-hand corner) and you’ll see many more funnies.

We hope it never gets to the point where our Funnies get banned from public viewership.

However, if it does AND if you like our funnies, you’ll be able to see them along with our Just Askin’ Did You Know, and Tin-Foil Times columns in our monthly newsletter (HERE).

And remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

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