December 14, 2024

Financials Matter

"It's Not Just About Finance"

Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where the theater of the Absurd keeps getting Absurder.

This past week – despite the influx of Bernie Sanders memes, anal swab testing for Covid, and the O’Biden/Hologram administration’s wrecking ball tactics (over 33 Executive Orders signed) – everything took a back seat to the Reddit/Robinhood warriors who think they shoved it up the hedge fund managers behind with the action on GameStop (GME).

What most investors – especially the millennials claiming victory on social media – don’t realize is that, once the onslaught began on GME, the boyz in the “Club” have been laughing all the way to the bank.

And, as we said earlier in the week, before this is all over, their will plenty of weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth from the guru wannabes.

You see, it’s not possible for Reddit guru-wannabes to move GME to $483, then back down to $112, then back up to over $300 in only a few hours of trading time.

They’ve simply made it easy for the big boyz to Ring the Cash Register thousands of times with their High Frequency Trading Algorithms (HFT’s).

It’s a classic Wall Street “shampoo bottle instructions” tactic to separate you from your money.

Wash! Rinse! Repeat!

And it’s how it all works behind the curtain.  (Learn more about that HERE)

But we’re not here to dwell upon that.

This IS the Sunday Funnies.

As a result, we’re here to hopefully bring a smile to your face while simultaneously poking fun at many of the headline grabbers out there.

And, as always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

We hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave…Not by the Fearful. 

 

**************************

Since the O’Biden/Hologram Administration Took Over…

***************************
Thanks For the Reminder, Klaus

**********************

Remember… “Only Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve?”

It Wasn’t That Long Ago

**************************
The Irony of Wall Street’s “Club” vs the Little Guy Investor
***************************
It’s Always Nice to See the Little Guy Win
***************************
Unfortunately, Big Brother HATES the Little Guy
****************************
How Globalists Justify Killing Grandma
**************************
In Less Than Three Months the Hologram Went From…
*****************************
The Simpsons Even Predicted Today’s Monkey Labor Allegations
****************************
Will Miley Cyrus Sue for Copyright Infringement?
*****************************
The O’Biden Hologram Administration Will Pass
**************************
Once Again…Oh, the Irony!
**********************************
Globalist Language to Keep You Confused
****************************
Chances Are Your Parents Won’t Take Responsibility
********************************
It’s a Safe Bet to Say We All Know Someone Like This
*****************************
Even the Simpsons Are Amazed
****************************
The Quandary That Won’t Go Away for the Vagina Hat Wearing Crowd…
***************************
Improper (Liberal) Generational Conditioning Raises Its Ugly Head
**************************
The O’Biden/Hologram Blowing Away All Other Records in Only Three Days
**************************
Another Garry Larsonesque Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct
***************************
Another Reason Mask Nazis Are Laughable…But Nobody Wants to Talk About It.
****************************
Instead of Kicking Ass Around the Planet, Let’s Make Sure Boys in America Can Kick Girls Asses in Sports
***************************
The King of the Big Tech/Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes Offers Up His Child As a Sacrifice
*****************************
“Pay No Attention to That Hologram Behind the Curtain”
**************************
How To Twist Liberal Logic to the Point of Bringing Them to Tears
**************************
Be Sure to Thank Your Local Rockefeller Family Members (Cough! Mark Zuckerberg, Cough!) for Their Dominance of Big Pharma
*****************************
As Dr. Frauduci Flip Flops Again…
****************************
Remember This the Next Time You Go for Covid Screening
*****************************
Admit it! You’ve Done This Before…
*************************
The CDC Appealing to Hispanics by Coining the Phrase CABRON-avirus… (Ask One of Your Latin Friends).
**********************************************

That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course you want to see more funnies on our totally new and revamped website (HERE).

Once you’re on our site, type in Sunday Funnies in the search box (upper right-hand corner) and you’ll see many more funnies.

We hope it never gets to the point where our Funnies get banned from public viewership.

However, if it does AND if you like our funnies, you’ll be able to see them along with our Just Askin’ Did You Know, and Tin-Foil Times columns in our monthly newsletter (HERE).

And remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

It’s Not Just About Finance.

https://www.financialsmatter.com/january-2021-newsletter/

See You Next Week…

Invest with confidence.
Translate »