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May 2, 2024

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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where despite all the absurdities and madness in the world we continue to use this column to poke fun at many of the headline grabbers out there.

And recently it’s as if they are coming out of the woodwork.

Namely…the CIA dropping it’s investigation of the Cocaine scandal involving the White House “due to lack of evidence.”

LMAO!

But in an effort to prove to America that the dysfunctional O’Biden family is just like all of us, they resort to blaming situations – like finding pee or poop on the carpet OR a bag of cocaine in the corner – by blaming the dog.

 

 

 

However, blaming the dog didn’t seem to keep Hunter Biden from apparently lamenting as if he lost something.

 

 

 

Meanwhile, in what should normally be headline news, the Presstitutes – and especially Hollyweird – are lamenting over the enormous success of Jim Caviezel’s child trafficking movie “The Sound of Freedom.”

 

 

 

And with that in mind, we are not the least bit worried about offending people by illustrating how the Bible says child traffickers and pedophiles should be treated:

And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.

~ Mark 9:42 ~

 

 

 

And as if on cue, the Netherlands continued the farce of humiliating women by naming a man/transgender as their representative for Miss Universe.

 

 

 

But the good news is that at least we now know what happened to that squirrely looking kid that appeared in numerous memes over the last decade.

 

 

 

In an attempt to make up for their Tweets about America being built on “Stolen Land,” Ben and Jerry’s have yet to reach out to the tribe whose land their HQ is on, and arrange a return of the land to them.

And by dodging their supposed commitment to returning land they feel was stolen, they are releasing a new ice cream flavor in honor of the citizens of San Francisco.

 

 

 

And that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

You see, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times.

Because when it is all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then.

Why?

Laughter is good for your soul.

And it’s healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII.

It’s all the more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

And please remember:

The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.

It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.

And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.

So, when things tend to get a bit overwhelming, we believe it’s best to remember that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

P.S.  The Madness Ends WHEN WE SAY: “NO!”

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Citing “Inclusiveness” for Ben and Jerry’s New San Francisco’s Special Flavor Ice Cream, California Governor Gavin Newsome is Promoting A New Special Flavor for All California Residents to Enjoy

 

 

 

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And As a Public Service to Protect the Growing Demand for Men With “Unvaccinated Sperm,” Cali Governor Newsome Issued an Illustrated Example of How to Handle Aggressive Women

 

 

 

 

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A Lesser-Known Fact About the Sinking of the Titanic Was Because of the Sexist Captain

 

 

 

 

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Why Dogs Get Drunk

 

 

 

 

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What Dogs Talk About When They Get Together…

 

 

 

 

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When Dogs Know They Have You Wrapped Around Their Little Paw…

 

 

 

 

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See if You Can “Unsee This”

 

 

 

 

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While We’re On the Subject of Trying to “Unsee” Something…

 

 

 

 

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As the Neocons/War Mongers in the District of Caligula Bring Us Closer to Armageddon, It Pays to Be Prepared…Millennials, Ask Your Parent/Grandparents About This Meme

 

 

 

 

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Cultural Differences Aside, This was Made for Immigrants…Fact Check the 1965 Hart-Celler Act

 

 

 

 

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For Those Who Experience Those Moments of Loneliness…

 

 

 

 

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When You Trust Your Child/Grandchild to Fix Your Laptop…

 

 

 

 

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The Next Time Someone Tells You About Bill Gates’ Plans for New Vaccines, Tell Them…

 

 

 

 

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When It’s ‘Hotter Than July’ Rednecks Become Creative

 

 

 

 

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A Coffee Drinker’s Prayer:

 

 

 

 

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The Problem With Selling Smoothies at a Coffee Shop Start With…

 

 

 

 

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When Obama Complains…

 

 

 

 

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And While We’re On the Subject of Guns…

 

 

 

 

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When Your Wife Accuses You Of Not Taking Any Pictures of Her…

 

 

 

 

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Whoever Said That Masculinity Was Toxic Underestimated Chuck Norris’ Charm 

 

 

 

 

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For a Healthier Outlook On Life…

 

 

 

 

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And for a Really REALLY Healthier Outlook On Life, It Pays to Boycott a Company (Cough! Coca-Cola, Cough! Cough!) That Has Said “SCREW YOU” to White People

 

 

 

 

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When People Talk About the Dog Days of Summer, They Tend to Forget How Dogs Can Bring a Smile to Your Face…

 

 

 

 

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And Remember:  Every Day is a Bonus

 

 

 

 

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see more risqué and/or NSFW memes… you can find them (HERE).

And throughout the Political Chaos of 2023, you can rest assured we’ll poke fun at many of the headline grabbers every weekend, as usual.

As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.

We love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.

And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2023 and beyond (HERE).

In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance…but we use finance to give you hope.

See You Next Sunday…

Invest with confidence.
Sincerely,
James Vincent
The Reverend of Finance
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