December 14, 2024

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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies, where events of last week have confirmed how corruption is the new norm in America.

At the same time, it’s prompted us to put on our Tin-foil hats and suggest you do the same while reading today’s funnies.

And to prove our point, we’ll start with the constant coverage of the Titan submarine “OceanGate” – as a constant distraction – to keep you focused while the Boyz did their “dirty work.”

And that dirty work includes covering-up:

  1. The NY DOJ dropped Five charges against FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried faster than you could say “Money Laundering” …the rest will be plea-bargained away.
  2. Hunter Biden’s slap on the wrist and get out of jail free card for his crimes.

 

 

 

Meanwhile, as Hunter Channels His Best Johnny Cochran/OJ Simpson Theme…

 

 

 

  1. JP Morgan settles with known Epstein victims for a whopping $290 Million…Ironically (or NOT) no one seems to know who actually raped the underaged girls.

 

 

 

  1. A Recruiter/representative from Blackrock (the largest financial organization in the world) was interviewed saying: “Politicians are easy to bribe.”

 

 

 

Question:  How much coverage did you see about any of the above?

Crickets…

A Classic “Look Here, Don’t Look There”

But let’s get back to that Submarine thingy with it’s Tin-Foil Times overtones.

Did you know that in the months following the sinking of the TITANIC in 1912, the Federal Reserve was formed to enslave us with their fiat currency?

And did you know in the months following the sinking of the TITAN in 2023 the Federal Reserve will implement their evil new CBDC slave currency?

Time to Play “Connect the Dots” …Again

 

 

 

Hmmmmmm!

We wonder if we just witnessed a ritual celebration of EVIL called ‘OceanGATE’.

And when you consider the fact that the NAVY revealed that the Submarine imploded as early as last Sunday, then why would they drag it out and use the excuse that the crew ran out of oxygen…if there really was a crew in the sub.

 

 

 

By now some of you may think we’re being insensitive over the alleged death of the “OceanGate” crew.

But IF the crew is never found…

Keep in mind we said at the beginning how we shifted into Tin-Foil Times mode regarding this week’s funnies.

And if you think we’re being extreme, then you probably won’t want to read about how we said the Vegas Shooting in October 2017 was pre-scripted (HERE).

But that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

As a reminder, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times.

Because when it is all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then.

Why?

Laughter is good for your soul.

And it’s healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII.

It’s all the more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

And please remember:

The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.

It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.

And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.

So, when things tend to get a bit overwhelming, we believe it’s best to remember that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

P.S.  The Madness Ends WHEN WE SAY: “NO!”

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Another Overlooked Distraction Last Week Was the Anniversary of Top Climate Scientist/Teenage Girl Greta Thunberg’s Prediction in June 2018, That the World Would Come to an End by June 21, 2023 If We Didn’t Stop Climate Change…LOL! 

As a Result, Entrepreneurs Are Memorializing Greta’s Famous Claims by Marketing Her in the Form of a Sex Doll

 

 

 

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And Speaking of Entrepreneurs, It Was Only a Matter of Time Before Someone Capitalized On the OceanGate Submarine Excursion for Those Who Could not Afford the $250,000 Price Tag…

 

 

 

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And if Memes About the OceanGate Submarine Offend You, Then Stop Scrolling Now…

 

 

 

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But Don’t Worry, The US Navy (In Conjunction With Our Corrupt Presstitutes) is Investigating a List of Suspects Concerning Foul Play Involved with OceanGate…

 

 

 

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In Defense of Dogs…

 

 

 

 

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Admit it!  You’ve Done This Too…

 

 

 

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Hat Tip to the Family Who Makes the Most Out of Their Awkward Last Name…

 

 

 

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When Nancy Pelosi Was Asked to Give Her Strategy About Trump Running for President Again…

 

 

 

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‘White Privilege’ on Steroids

 

 

 

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Other Examples of ‘Privilege’ … As Explained Via “Bidenopoly”

 

 

 

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Just in Time for the 4th of July…be Sure to Get Yours While Supplies Last

 

 

 

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As the Auto Industry Attempts to Convert Every Car to an Electric Vehicle…

 

 

 

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Corporate America Getting a Twofer for Pridemonth and National Ocean Month

 

 

 

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And How the Government Uses the Big Pharma/Oil Companies Against You

 

 

 

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In a Desperate Attempt to Retain Their Diminishing Market Share…

 

 

 

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Have You Ever Considered…

 

 

 

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But, Even If You Are Older…

 

 

 

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FYI…da Vinci’s Secret to Mona’s Smile

 

 

 

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Another One of Those “Oh, The Irony!” Memes…

 

 

 

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The Next Time Someone Tells You About the Dangers of Farting Cows…

 

 

 

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Netflix’s Latest… On the Theory of Relativity…

 

 

 

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And Here’s a Friendly Reminder About the History of Pridemonth

 

 

 

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We Heard From a Disgruntled Reader Who is Sick of Submarine Memes…OOOF!

 

 

 

 

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What Cat Owner Hasn’t Experienced This?

 

 

 

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Last, But Certainly Not Least…

 

 

 

 

 

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see more risqué and/or NSFW memes… you can find them (HERE).

And throughout the Political Chaos of 2023, you can rest assured we’ll poke fun at many of the headline grabbers every weekend, as usual.

As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.

We love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.

And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2023 and beyond (HERE).

In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance…but we use finance to give you hope.

See You Next Sunday

Invest with confidence.
Sincerely,
James Vincent
The Reverend of Finance
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