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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies where, in addition to the usual/bizarre weekly events we see, the San Francisco police released the body-cam videos from the Paul Pelosi “hammering.”

Ironically (or NOT) it’s obvious how this video didn’t “drop” (unlike Paul’s pants) until Nancy Pelosi was safely out of power . . .

And that’s probably because it was a mostly peaceful hammering.

LOL!

But it does look like a staged scene gone wrong because they – Paul and assailant/lover boy – look so casual when the door opens.

And it’s almost as if you can hear the director say “…Lights, Camera, Action!”

Seriously, the Paul Pelosi video looks like it was scripted from the famous Jack Nicholson movie Chinatown…circa 1974.

Where, during one of the final scenes, the private investigator/Nicholson cannot believe the number of overwhelming lies and duplicity they’re seeing.

That’s when Nicholson’s partner rationalizes it by saying: “Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown.”

In other words, … “Nothing to see here, move along.” 

 

 

 

And as we are wont to say…this is another classic example of “Look Here, Don’t Look There.”

Why?

Because they don’t want you to pay attention to the fact that we – the West aka Merchants of Death – are sending Billions of dollars of war materials to Ukraine.

And the weaponry includes bombs, guns, ammo, and M1 Abrams tanks.

 

 

 

And this is one of the many distractions the Boyz use to keep you from seeing what’s really going on…like the ongoing distraction of banning guns.

 

 

 

But that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

You see, we use our funnies/memes/cartoons in an effort to counter the madness and frustration that accompanies Turbulent Times.

Because when it’s all said and done, we all need to laugh every now and then.

Why?

Laughter is good for your soul.

And it’s healthy to be a bit silly…especially in the face of fear mongering, medical tyranny, and especially the threat of WWIII.

It’s all the more reason why we won’t apologize…especially if our Funnies just happen to hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

And please remember:

The Sunday Funnies are not just about our nations bizarre state of politics/finance/beliefs.

It’s about awareness of what’s happening in the world that we choose to poke fun at.

And, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.

So, when things tend to get a bit overwhelming, we believe it’s best to remember that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you: As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

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After Killing MILLIONS of Chickens Over the Alleged “Bird Flu” People Wonder Why We’re Seeing Eggs At $8 Per Dozen…

 

 

 

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As a Result of Skyrocketing Egg Prices Eating Eggs Will be Demonized to Cover Up the Increasing Covid ‘Sudden Deaths’

 

 

 

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And Yes, the Sheeple Will Once Again Fall for the Presstitutes Propaganda

 

 

 

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Ironically (or NOT) Chickens Will Also Follow the Wisdom of the Sheeple

 

 

 

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However, There Seems to Be An Increasing Number of People Who Are Wakening Up to What the ‘Conspiracy Theorists’ Have Been Saying

 

 

 

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And While We’re Talking About Conspiracy Theorist, Just Remember How the Boyz Have Been Saying All Along That Their Agenda Has Been About “Keeping Others Safe”

 

 

 

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Certain Truths That We Don’t Want to Admit…

 

 

 

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Follow Me For More Dietary Tips

 

 

 

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Everyone Who Keeps Their Phone Beside Their Bed Has Experienced This…

 

 

 

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Previously Banned Twitter Posters Are Returning With a Vengeance About Being Ungovernable

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How Preppers and the ‘Ungovernable’ Teach Their Kids the Importance of Understanding Why “Taxation is Theft” 

 

 

 

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The Real Reason Why Most Countries Won’t Physically Invade America

 

 

 

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When Leftist/Vegans Try to Shame You About Eating Chickens…

 

 

 

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While Chickens and Secrets Seem to Be in Focus This Week…

 

 

 

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And While the ‘Classified Documents’ Topic is Still a Popular Distraction…

 

 

 

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The Current Hypocrisy of “Classified Documents”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ironically (or NOT) In the Hockey World it Took a Russian to Stand Up for His Rights in America

 

 

 

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And for Those Who Still Wonder About What Being “Woke” Means…

 

 

 

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This Guy is Better at “Flopping” Than LeBron

 

 

 

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If You Aren’t Sick Enough of Seeing Madonna by Now, Just Wait Until…

 

 

 

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Social Media Posters Behind the Scenes…

 

 

 

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A Hat Tip to Those Parents Who Don’t Feel the Need to Be Pretentious

 

 

 

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Reactions We Get When “Financial$Matter” Posts Something Deemed Inappropriate…

 

 

 

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The Perfect Gift/Shirt for Your Friends Who Love to Work Out…And Happen to Be ‘Believers’

 

 

 

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With All Due Respect to Cincinnati Bengals Phenom Quarterback, Joe Burrow…

 

 

 

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Here’s a Few Life Hacks to Remember As the Political Chaos of 2023 Intensifies

 

 

 

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In Case You Haven’t Figured It Out by Now…

 

 

 

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A Common-Sense Solution to “Reparations” for Those Who Feel Entitled…

 

 

 

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Wisdom for the Ages…

Drink water from the spring where horses drink. The horse will never drink bad water. Lay your bed where the cat sleeps. Eat the fruit that has been touched by a worm. Boldly pick the mushroom on which the insects sit. Plant the tree where the mole digs. Build your house where the snake sits to warm itself. Dig your fountain where the birds hide from heat.

Go to sleep and wake up at the same time with the birds – you will reap all of the day’s golden grains. Eat more green – you will have strong legs and a resistant heart, like the beings of the forest. Swim often and you will feel on earth like the fish in the water. Look at the sky as often as possible and your thoughts will become light and clear. Be quiet a lot, speak little – and silence will come in your heart, and your spirit will be calm and full of peace.” – Unknown

 

 

 

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And For Those Old Enough to Remember the Simplicity of the 1970s…

 

 

 

 

 

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

And throughout the Political Chaos of 2023, you can expect us to poke fun at the headline grabbers every weekend, as usual.

However, if you want to see more risqué and/or R-Rated memes you can find them (HERE).

As always, we hope you enjoy our memes/cartoons/rants etc. and that they bring a smile to your face.

We definitely love to hear your comments so keep ‘em coming.

And although the world seems pretty dark these days, we encourage you to see why you have a lot to hope for in 2023 and beyond (HERE).

In the meantime, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

See You Next Sunday…

Invest with confidence.
Sincerely,
James Vincent
The Reverend of Finance
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