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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies where, this past week we witnessed some of the greatest distraction tactics ever issued by the Uber-Corrupt/bought-and-paid-for/Big Tech/Whores-Of-Babble-On media Presstitutes.

(Am I being too kind here?)

Proof of distraction tactics lies (pun intended) in the fact that even the Main-Stream media Presstitutes are criticizing the O’Biden Fustercluck handling of Afghanistan.

It’s a classic Wall Street tactic of “Look Here…Don’t Look There.”

But, why?

And, more importantly, who profits from this?

Rest assured it’s not the average investor.

And, yes, we do have some funnies this week that poke fun at the magicians doing their hocus pocus act to keep you in “A Constant State of Agitation.”

However, this IS the Sunday Funnies.

And our goal is to make you laugh – or at least bring a smile to your face – and hopefully help assuage the angst of the 24/7 bombardment of negativity.

Why?

“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.”

~ Proverbs 17:22 ~

 

 

A Time for Optimism

This merry band of Climate Change fanatics – who organized the biggest scam in human history over COVID to change the economy – is destined to FAIL.

Their entire idea of crushing the economy to Build Back Batter is absurd.

And at some point, even the sheeple wearing their masks in the car – or wearing them on a motorcycle without a helmet – will wake up when it comes to the loss of their entire future.

So, unless you can laugh along the way, you’ll be in A Constant State of Aggravation.

And that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

And it’s where we also enjoy publishing cartoons, memes, and stories that may seem silly and yet funny for no particular reason.

Rest assured we won’t apologize if our Funnies hurt someone’s feeeellwwings.

So, as we poke fun at the headline grabbers, we want to point out that our use of sarcasm has become an escape valve to counter the urge to simply just beat the crap out of far too many stupid people.

If you feel the same way, again, remember that these fools will ultimately fail with their nefarious plans to control you and the rest of the world.

And one of the best things you can do to counter their efforts is to laugh at them – or at least smile – when you encounter stupidity.

Why laugh?

It drives them crazy because they’re miserable and want everyone else to feel the same way.

As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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Anxious to Open Up Their Tourism, Entrepreneurial Afghanistan’s Are Offering Special Discounts for Visitors with a Catchy Slogan

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From “No Big Deal” to “Very Big Deal”
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Oh! And About Those 100’s of Billions Spent On Intelligence Agencies…
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When the Media Finally Gets Something Right…
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But! But! You Don’t Understand…I Have an Over Active Thyroid…AND I’m Fully Vaccinated
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When Your Friends(?) Want to Unfriend You Tell Them…
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As Expected, VAX for Thee, But NOT for Me
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As Corporations Continue to Do the Government’s Dirty Work, You’ll See More of This…
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But! But! Doesn’t Israel have the Most Aggressive Policies in the World Regarding the VAX?
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New Rules for Women in Afghanistan
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When Teachers Can’t Understand How a Creative Child Thinks?
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And When Teachers Get Angry at a Creative Child…
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And When the Creative Child Gets Sent Home for “Bad Behavior”
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He May Be Out of Office, But Not Out of Mind
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Sad to Say but Homer Simpson is Right
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Vetting, Democrat Style
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Trump is Not One to Miss an Opportunity
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Now That Kids Are Back in School, It’s Time They Learned Some of Finer Games in Life in Gym Class
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Hey, Twitter! What’s Up With That?
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For All You Netflix Junkies Out There
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Oh, the Irony…
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Racism Standards Then and Now
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Nothing Like Setting an Example for the Unwashed Masses
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While We’re On the Subject of Setting Examples…
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Laughter is Good for the Soul…Especially When O’Biden Supporters Speak Out
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When People Ask Me What I Do…

ME:

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Coming in September From a WOKE Marvel Comics…
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Pineapple on Pizza is One Thing, But Here’s Where We Must Draw the Line
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An Oxymoron Finding Someone Else to Blame for Her Condition
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And To The Other Oxymorons Out There We Say, “Pick One!”  And/Or Shut Up!
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When It’s Hard to Laugh and You’re Agitated, emember; Your Dog Loves You Unconditionally…And They Don’t Get Upset if You Don’t Laugh at Their Silly Jokes.
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see some of our NSFW memes in our August edition of our “…In Plain English” newsletter (HERE).

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

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See You Next Sunday…

 

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