Saturday Rant…Woke Women CEO’s

Now that Cracker Barrel stock has experienced its recent mini-crash, we are already hearing calls from the peanut gallery to fire their Woke Woman CEO Julie Felss Masino.

Understandably so.

Masino is responsible for the logo change and has triggered furious backlash from customers, conservatives, and investors alike, with many calling it the chain’s “Bud Light moment.”

 

And with us today is our favorite dedicated mom and semi-anti-feminist, PrettyInPink, to give us her $0.25 cents worth (adjusted for inflation).

Take it away PIP.

 

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It should come as no surprise that in the late stages of the death watch of the WOKE movement, why Cracker Barrel CEO Julie Felss Masino has placed her head on the chopping block of feminism.

Look at this picture…

 

 

 

 

Seriously, Julie…How do you become CEO of Cracker Barrel without understanding your demographic?

If you asked me to find me a woke Democrat in this crowd, I couldn’t.

If you asked me to find someone who does their own plumbing or shot a deer before 6AM the day this photo was taken, I could simply point to anyone — including the women.

How does the company’s Woke Woman CEO just not walk into one of their own restaurants and open their eyes?

And how does she not understand that nobody has ever said, “Let’s pull off at Exit 49 for a plate of woke minimalism.”

Instead, she seems to be saying:

“We don’t need no loyal, polite, paying, hetero customers at Cracker Barrel no more.”

People go to Cracker Barrel for biscuits the size of baseball mitts, kitschy décor that hasn’t changed since Nixon, and that faint smell of maple syrup soaked into the walls.

 Instead, this CEO has singlehandedly torched decades of brand identity with a text-only logo that looks like it was spit out by a bored intern with Microsoft Word.

My point is…corporations need to stop hiring MBA graduates as Woke Women CEOs.

As a result, this is the kind of bull s**t they learn is business school.

She should have started as a waitress and demonstrated the skills to move up.

And that should be the promotion template for every firm in the country.

Instead, we got WOKE Women CEO’s

 

 

 

 

Sure glad I don’t own any CB stock.

And because of this WOKENESS I, like many others, will never eat at another Cracker Barrel.

As Trump “nailed it” years ago, Go Woke, and Go Broke

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Thanks, Pip.

We love hearing from you.

And one question for you…Have you ever eaten at a Cracker Barrel after shooting a deer?

 

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