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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where we welcome springtime along with the month of May.

And in yesterday’s email we warned about how not to get caught in the “Go Away in May” trap. (read it HERE)

But there’s one thing we know for sure that WON’T go away in May.  And that’s the madness and absurdities we’re witnessing on a global scale.

Example:  Do you remember when Mandatory Vaccinations, Cashless Society, Facial Recognition, Digital Tracking, Mass Censorship, Microchips, Covid Passports, and a whole host of additional Draconian measures and thefts of our rights was labeled a Conspiracy Theory only 6 months ago?

Oh!  And don’t forget about the Great Reset being shoved down Europe’s throat compliments of the Triumvirate Trio of Bill Gates, Klaus Schwab, and George Soros.

And at this pace you should expect the globalists to advertise “Coming to a Neighborhood Near You Soon.”

That’s why we say, “If You’re Not Offended, You’re Not Paying Attention.”

And it’s also why we present you with the Sunday Funnies.

They allow us to poke fun at many of the headline grabbers out there – many of whom are repeat offenders – with the idea of putting a smile on your face.

At the same time, we use the Funnies to raise your awareness of many issues that often fly under the radar.

It’s all in good fun.

Until the Big Tech Media Boyz decide to censor our content for not meeting their “community standards.”

LMAO!

We gave up long ago trying to figure out what their “community standards” represent.

Instead, we continue along our merry way and will continue to do so with reckless abandon…until we can’t.

So, in addition to our usual host of regulars – including politicians, CoronaFraud propaganda, government screw-ups, fear mongering, gun control, and some outright silly stuff that we find funny – we’re gonna cross the line on some issues that you may find offensive.

Please don’t take it personally.

As always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful… NOT by Racist Chumps like LeBron.

 

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Remember When Star Trek Would Say: “To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before,” We Didn’t Think It Would Go This Far?

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Most Guys Won’t Admit it, But at One Point We All Thought These Were Cool

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A “Back to the Future” Solution to Scientists Unsolved Mysteries
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At Last, A Kardashian (Wannbe) Gets Serious About California Politics
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Not Wanting to Be Outdone by a True Pervert, Gavin Newsome Will Strut His/Her Stuff Too
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The Ongoing Liberal Narrative to keep the Black Community Voting Democrat
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“People of Color” Includes White People
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Is This One Really Stupid Woman or Just Another Liberal Tool to Incite Violence?
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After All, What’s a Few Knife Shanks Among Friends?
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How Democrats Differentiate Between White and Black People
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Hey, Wait! How Come No One Ever Taught Us This in History?
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Okay Sheeple, Say it All Together Now…
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New Precedents for Street Drugs
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As We Have Been Saying…
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The Universal Answer to the Age-Old Question Remains the Same Regardless of the Circumstances
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Since We Haven’t Offended Feminists Lately…
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And While We’re On the Topic of Feminism…
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Meanwhile, Moms Still Know How to Break Your Ankles On AND Off the Court
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But! But! We Must Believe the Science, Right?
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Classic CoronaFraud Tactics Include…
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Direct From the CDC, but Hidden By the Big Tech Media Presstitutes
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But! But! Isn’t Dr. Frauduci Really Concerned About Our Wellbeing?
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And Thanks to Dr. Frauduci…
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How “Woke” Corporation Market to the LGBTQ Crowd
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Behind the Scenes at FinancialsMatter…
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And Let’s Not Forget About White Privilege
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Who Do You Get Your Information From?
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When the Sheeple Finally Awake and…
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Your Dog When You Light Too Many Candles
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Why On Earth Did They Suddenly Decide to Ban Menthol From Cigarettes?
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

Unless, of course, you want to see more memes that are more offensive, crude, funnier and more distasteful than our normal PG rated ones.

If so, you can find them every month in our Just Askin’, Did You Know, and Tin-Foil columns (HERE).

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

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