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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies, where this week we witnessed a multitude of events that have us shaking our heads and saying Hmmmm!

Allow us to list a few:

  1. The Race Baiting and White Shaming Narrative plumbed new depths of depravity thanks to Coca Cola’s training their employees to be LESS WHITE.
  2. Rand Paul got criticized for challenging the thing called Rachel Levine over the use of Puberty Blockers for minors with “Gender Dysphoria.”  So, what the hell does “Gender Dysphoria” mean?
  3. Hasbro became the latest corporation to take the Woke/Broke/Choke pill by rebranding 70-year-old Mr. Potato Head as a genderless victim of the never-ending oppressive liberal-speak mindset.
  4. The party of peace, love, and unity launched an unprovoked – and unauthorized – Air Strike on Syria…officially putting the US back on the endless wars program.
  5. And let’s not forget New York Governor Andrew Cuomo denying any wrong doing regarding the death of thousands of senior citizens after he ordered COVID infected patients put in their nursing homes.

 

And, when you do some simple math, you’ll see that the O’Biden/Hologram administration has been in office just over one month.

Based on what we’ve seen so far, there’s no doubt that 2021, When the Great Reset and Food Shortages Hit Home, is going to be wilder than we expected.

Unfortunately, those currently in power see us as the great unwashed masses.

And they believe we are too stupid to figure things out for ourselves.

But that’s exactly why we publish the funnies.

We sometimes get criticized for being too political and “Not Funny.”

But those comments usually come from easily triggered Snowflakes who get upset when you don’t agree with their liberal, intolerant, and truly racist (Be Less White) agenda.

It’s one of the reasons we really enjoy publishing the “Funnies.”

And, as we are wont to say; we’ll do it with reckless abandon…until we can’t.

Or, at least until the Big Tech Censorship Bandits try to shut us down.

As always, we use our funnies to remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

We hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

Remember – as difficult as things might appear – Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave…Not by the Fearful. 

 

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Many Who Didn’t Pay Attention in History Class Are Now Waking Up to the Fact That…

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Be Sure to Take Note of the Date When He Said This
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The Party of Peace, Love and Unity Showing Affection for Unsuspecting Syrians
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What Incredible Clarity Those Cameras Have Transmitting from 135.93 Million Miles Away
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Childhood Has Been Altered Forever
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Rachel? Devine Explaining What Gender Dysphoria Means
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Retail Stores Desperate Attempt to Stay in Business by Telling Everyone Their Mannequins Practice Social Distancing
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Bored Millennials on Lockdown Create a New Drinking Game Based on Presidential Press Conferences
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It Appears that Biden’s Campaign Manager Was Spot on With His Slogans
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Why Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, Can’t Get a Coke Franchise in Canada
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It’s Great to See All the Girls, Who Haven’t Given Up Their Good-Times Girl Friends Regular Get Togethers, Adapt to the Latest Standards With Double Meaning. LOL!
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Jeffrey Dahmer:  People Made Fun of Me…That’s Why.

Andrew Cuomo:  Hold My Beer…

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This Won’t Be a Big Deal. But I’ll Get My Mom Out First…Just in Case.
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That New York Accent Will Do It Every Time
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More Liberal Logic
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The Gun Grabbers Want You to Believe…
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It’s Kinda Like Not Holding Big Pharma Accountable When People Suddenly Die from Vaccines.
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Wait! Are You Saying I Shouldn’t Have Sex With Strangers?
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Has Anyone Thought of Mentioning This to Bill Gates, John Kerry, Klaus Schwab, and George Soros?
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Guys, Beware of Female Seduction Tactics
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Oh!  The Irony.
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And Yet, Year After Year, Why Do We Let Them Get Away With It?
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How to Bulletproof Your Resume
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One More…For Old Times Sake. Okay, Andy?
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Girls Like to Plan Ahead for Events…Any Event
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While We’re On the “Flatten the Curve” Subject…
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A Message for the Party of Unity…Just So We Clearly Understand Each Other.
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And While We on the Subject of Funny/Stupid…
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This Should (and Hopefully Does) Insult a Multitude of Old, Young, and “Woke” Snowflakes Who Are Trying to Be Less White.
The Conundrum Many of Us Face When All the Lockdowns Are Lifted
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

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Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

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