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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies where, this past week the Ghislaine Maxwell and Jussie Smollett trials began and were very quietly hidden from most of America.

Smollett’s fake “Hate Crime” – falsely promoted by many high-level Democrats at that time (Cough! Kamala Harris, Cough! Michelle Obama, Cough! Cough!) – pales in significance to Ms. Maxwell’s handling and covering-up for the multitude of many high-profile celebrities/politicians/billionaires/world leaders indulging their sexual perversions on Epstein Island with underage boys and girls.

And yet the Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes refuse to televise these proceedings?

Hmmmm!

Meanwhile, Germany’s Fuhrer, Angela Merkel, has gone FULL NAZI  and banished unvaccinated people from participating in society.

And Merkel’s successor, Olaf Scholz has said that he will push to enforce a mandatory vaccine requirement.

There are also plans to implement harsher COVID restrictions on the entire country regardless of vaccination status.

Ironically (or NOT) when we see or hear of developments like these, we’re more convinced as to why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

We know there’s waaaayyyyy too much wrong taking place in today’s world.

And for that reason, we remind you that the best way to counter the rage and hatred we’re seeing 24/7, is to laugh at them.

So, if our funnies/memes/cartoons/etc. provide you with a laugh or two – and/or open your eyes to some stark realities – then we consider that a victory.

The upside to this is how people are realizing that Resistance to Tyranny is NOT Futile.

Hopefully the good citizens of Germany recognize what’s going on and act/resist accordingly.

And by now you probably know that – in the Sunday Funnies – we use sarcasm as an escape valve to counter the urge to simply slap the crap out of far too many stupid people.

But you can rest assured we won’t apologize if our Funnies hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

So, sit back, top of your coffee (or favorite beverage) and enjoy some of this week’s funnies.

 If You’re Not Offended

As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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Now That’s the Kind of Nudity We Should All Support

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The Newest “Variant” Strain Coming Out of China

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When Dads Tell Their Kids the Truth…

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Danger! Danger! Warning! Warning! Run, Will Robinson, Run…
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One of Hollywood’s Most Famous Lines Translated Into Covidese
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Top Reasons to Fear the “Moronic” Variant
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It’s Nice to See Someone’s Keeping With the Family Traditions
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The Gold Star is Back in Germany…and Merkel Steps Down…Coincidence?
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Coming to a Neighborhood Near You Soon
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What Does the Movie “Blazing Saddles” Have in Common With Jussie Smollett?
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What Smollett and Baldwin Have in Common
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Besides Kamala Harris, Who is Jussie Smollett’s Biggest Fan?
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Oh, the Irony of Corrupt Governments!
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We All Have That One Friend Who…
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Christmas Caroling in 2021…
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At Least the Tree Matches the Lamp
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We Could Sure Use a Mean Tweet and $1.79 Gasoline Again
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Barbie Responds After Listening to Liberals…
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As Usual, Trials Involving High-Profile Pedophiles Usually Have Insiders Working for Them…And They’re Not Even Subtle About This One
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The Clintons Made Sure Their Closest Friends  Attended Their Daughter’s Wedding… Like Ghislaine Maxwell
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The “WOKE” Effect in the Future
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When You Finally Start Watching TV Again…
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How You React When Your Stoner Friends Send You Pictures of Their Car
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How Sheeple See the Future…
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Sheeple Addicts Group Therapy
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The Truly Lazy Always Find an Excuse
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3rd Generational Preppers Getting Ready for the Great Reset
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Who’s Your Daddy?
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Typical Gun Owners Response
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The Next Time Someone Tells You the Earth is Flat…
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Why Best Friends Are So Important

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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

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See You Next Sunday…

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