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Sunday Funnies, If You’re Not Offended…

Welcome back to this week’s edition of the Sunday Absurdities Funnies where, this past week we saw parents across America called “Domestic Terrorists, Extremist Hate Groups, Right-Wing Radicals, etc.”

All because they showed concern for what schools are teaching their children.

Ironically (or NOT) in the past, most school boards would complain how parents don’t get involved.

But…and this is a Very Big BUTT… Today those parents who question the absurdity of teaching CRT, or forced masks and mandatory Va((ines are considered “Enemies of the State.”

Concerned parents can thank Attorney General Merrick Garland for their “enemies of the state” status.

Ironically (or NOT) Garland’s son-in-law is getting rich by selling CRT materials to schools.

Can you say “Conflict of Interest?”

In other news, on Monday Facebook and Instagram was shut down for nearly 7 hours, causing an entire generation to panic at the thought of having to actually talk to friends and family.

And it happened just in time to allow Zuckerberg to scrub all of FB’s servers clean of any incriminating data before the current Congressional investigation gets underway.

At this point we’re almost afraid to say “How much more bizarre can things get?”

However, we remind you that the Whores-Of-Babble-On Presstitutes constantly manufacture distractions to keep you in A Constant State of Agitation.

And that’s precisely why we publish the Sunday Funnies.

Because we know that free-thinkers, like yourself, don’t believe all the crap out there.

And it’s healthy to have a good laugh at THEIR expense.

In addition to the headline grabbers, we also enjoy publishing cartoons, memes, and stories that may seem silly and yet funny for no particular reason.

The good news for us is we’re seeing a huge rise in interest in our Sunday Funnies.

Is that because you’re sharing them with friends?

We hope so and thank YOU for doing it.

At the same time, we’re seeing more people take offense at some of our subject matter.

To that we’ll say: Rest assured we won’t apologize if our Funnies hurt some Progressive/Socialist/Communist/Globalist’s feeeellwwings.

By now you should know that our use of sarcasm has become an escape valve to counter the urge to simply slap the crap out of far too many stupid people.

So, sit back, top of your coffee (or favorite beverage) and enjoy some of this week’s offerings.

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As usual, we remind you that Humor is Waaaayyyyy better than Hatred…which is contrary to what the world wants you to believe.

And we hope you see the Sunday Funnies as a refreshing oasis in the middle of a parched, dry, and increasingly dark world that we’re living in.

As always, we remind you:  As difficult as things might appear, Evil Always Overplays its Hand…And Righteousness Prevails.

Thanks again for joining us on this crazy journey we’re on and remember America Was Built by the Brave, Not by the Fearful…

 

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If You’re Bold Enough to Attend a School Board Meeting…

 

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How Parents Can Now Relate to Their Kids…
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How to Attract More Parents to Your Kid’s School Fund Raising Efforts
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After Leaving the Most Recent School Board Meeting…
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What Va((ines and Molestation Have in Common
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At Last…A Va((ine That Really Works
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Reality Check for Blacks Who Watch “The View”
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If Your Doctor Says This to You…Then You Need a New Doctor
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Soooo, What Happens When the Entire Internet Suffers a “Massive Outage?”
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During FB’s Outage They Updated Their Algorithms…For Your Protection, of Course
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And While We’re On the Subject of Science…
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Homer Simpson Recognizing the Truth Is a Good Sign that People Are Waking Up
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And While We’re On the Subject of “Waking Up” …
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New Policies Under the O’Biden/Hologram Administration
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The Reaction to O’Biden’s New Policies Feature More Americans Waking Up and Saying…
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After Hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” for the Umpteenth Time…
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How Does Scott Gottlieb Go From FDA Commissioner to Board Member of Pfizer During the CoronaHoax Breakout? Coincidence?
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And Thanks to Scott Gottlieb…Coming Soon to a Neighborhood Pharmacy Near You
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Whether We Have Christmas This Year or Not, You’ll Probably Think of Gary When Wrapping Presents
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To Promote His Latest Ban on Holidays, Dr. Fraduci Releases His Christmas Album ala Tony Bennett Style
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Some Good Ole Common Sense Advice for Your Kids…
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Andy Explaining to Opie About the Good Old Days
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How A Creative Child Sees the Answer to Math Problems
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And When That Creative Child Has To Answer an Accident Report…
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When Logic is Not Logical
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We All Have That One Friend Who…
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As We’ve Been Saying, the Best Way to Respond to the Globalists Propaganda is…
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Old Rockers Never Die…They Just Start Looking More Like Your Grandmother
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When Grandma Reads Too Many Issues of “Cosmopolitan”
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The Next Time You Shop at Whole Foods…
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When Your Dog Does This…
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That’s all for this week’s edition of the Sunday Funnies.

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Remember, be sure to share these funnies with friends and family members.

Caution: They may get offended.

But remind them…It’s important to laugh together and laugh often.

And be sure to tell them…

We’re Not Just About Finance.

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See You Next Sunday…

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